Not a fan of the door-to door salesmen or the occasional religous weirdo who feel the need to waste my time at my front porch. How about you?

Lois... Don't answer the door or tell them Not interested

Nely... Answer the door with some rope and a jar of Vaseline and yell I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.

Jamie... Answer the door naked.

Tamra... My husband screams from inside the house like a crazy mad man and they usually clear the porch without ever speaking the first word! Lol

April... Tell the you were in the middle of your satanic worship....they generally run from that....

Christy... Have a big dog greet them with a big toothy grin.....but you gotta remember, they are just trying to make a living like the rest of us.

Kirsten... I set all of the car alarms off.