Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
See the Many Looks of Sandra Bullock
You've seen Sandra Bullock lots of ways, but you've never seen her as an astronaut drifting through space. Before 'Gravity' is released this weekend, let's take a glimpse back at the many looks of Sandra Bullock.
Assumption Parish Sinkhole Goes Viral — Swallows a Whole Mess of Trees in a Couple of Seconds [VIDEO]
Nothing will make you appreciate the power of nature quite like watching a dozen cypress trees being sucked underwater in the blink of an eye by a sinkhole.
21 Dogs Who Could Care Less About Your Stupid Rules
Some people get a dog because they want an obedient companion...well, THESE AIN'T THOSE DOGS! These dogs make Rude Dog look like Lassie. Yeah, we just referenced Rude Dog, DEAL WITH IT!
Baby Goat Knows How You Should Really Be Using a Yoga Ball
This baby goat loves its yoga ball. Like, **loves.**
Watch Two Stuntwomen Reenact the Chicken Fight From ‘Family Guy’
With enough money, you can pay two famous stuntwomen to reenact the epic chicken fight scene from 'Family Guy.' That's what happened here.
Do Want — Bubble Wrap Bike
Comedy Magician (his words, not ours) Eric Buss has invented the ultimate (legal) stress reliever. It's a bubble wrap bike, and we want one.
10 Life Hacks for Summer
Summer doesn't have to be all sticky fingers and screaming in outrage at overly buoyant straws. It turns out it's actually quite easy to enjoy the best season of the year -- all you need are these few simple life hacks. (And to man up and increase your tolerance for high temperatures.)
Watch a Gymnast Throw the Best Opening Pitch Ever
If you've seen an opening pitch better than this, please let us know. At Jamsil Stadium in Seoul, South Korea, rhythmic gymnast* Shin Soo-ji threw this opening pitch.
70 Years Later, Class of 1943 Is Finally Having Their Prom
It took some time (quite a bit of time, actually), but the New Haven Hillhouse High School class of 1943 will finally be having prom this Sunday.
12 People Who Did an Excellent Job of Quitting
We saw this amazing resignation cake and got inspired. Not to quit our jobs, but to admire the ways others have in the past. Our most "creative" quit was telling the owner of a Chinese buffet over the phone that they couldn't yell at us anymore, because we quit so there. Compared to these, that just isn't that impressive.
How Animals (Sort of) Eat Their Food
You should probably watch this video. Especially if you need something absurd to turn your day around. This is about as ridiculous as it gets. It's a man doing his impressions of how different animals eat their food.
YouTube Hair Tutorial Goes Terribly Wrong
Hopefully anybody who's tempted to watch this for actual advice watches all the way through first, rather than just follow along.