Get Your Motor Running With This Oversized Green Machine

If the kids in your neighborhood are always talking smack saying things like you can't keep up with them because you are to slow and old,  I give you The Lean Mean Green Machine

This baby is a nine-foot long, gas-powered tricycle sports a fixed 45-inch front wheel with the rear wheels controlling the steering via two handheld levers. Gear changes are controlled by a foot pedal. An air-cooled, 80cc Harley-Davidson Evo engine propels the Machine up to 50 MPH while its 8.5 gallon tank gives it a range of roughly 400 miles.

You might want to keep a low profile though.  I'm willing to bet this thing is not street legal but then again if you can afford the $75,000 price tag you should have no problem paying traffic tickets.

Otherwise you can always find an original "Green Machine" on ebay.