Hahahaha, This Makes Me Look Like A Blue Ribbon Husband!
Forget to take the trash out, and had to deal with 2 weeks of silence from your wife? Yeah, all husbands once in their married lives have had to deal with this. But what shall we do with a drunken sailor?? Swedish authorities said a drunken sailor who thought his wife had fallen overboard forgot she had never been on the boat. Now there is hell to pay!!!
Authorities said the man called emergency services Thursday morning while sailing near Kalmar and said he feared his wife had fallen from his sailboat and drowned, but rescuers soon learned the man was drunk and his wife had not been with him on the boating trip, The Local reported Friday.
The rescue team towed the boat, which had a broken tiller, back to shore, and police administered a breath test confirming the man was intoxicated.
The man was arrested on a charge of boating while intoxicated, and is still waiting for his "Husband Of The Year" award!!!