Has Anyone Ever Suffered Beard Withdrawals?

Today, I find myself in "regret" mode. :'(  Why you ask?

OMG! I reach to play with the hair of my chinny chin chin... and... it's gone! "Oh yeah" I say to myself, "I shaved it off." Of course my wife is on Cloud 9 because of my decision to sheer the beard. A couple of hateful employees I work with.. you know, the ones who tried sneaking up behind me with scissors? Yeah... I am sure made their year. I'm also sure the Robertson Clan up north in West Monroe were deeply disappointed in me, along with Zac Brown, WWE Superstars Daniel Bryan and the Wyatt Brothers. Heck... add Santa to the list too!

Wait wait wait! Why... can't... I... grow... it... out... again?

Hmmmmm?

To be continued!