There's a whole generation either in love or permanently traumatized by "Labyrinth." And by traumatized, I'm of course referring to David Bowie's crotch bulge.

But since Hollywood has run out of new ideas and can only recycle things that exist already, there's talk about a sequel to the 1986 head trip.  Or is there?

An article in Variety suggests that, yes, a sequel will happen.  (Actually, it was an unrelated story entirely, but it mentioned the idea.) But shortly after that article ran, the Jim Henson Company quickly shot the idea down.  They explained that they talk about a sequel all the time, but no sequel is actually planned or in the works.

Alright, if you say so.  I guess.

You talk about it all the time, but it's not going to happen?  Yeah, I don't buy that. So, if you're a fan, get excited.  Or don't.  Or do.  Who knows?