It's just not fair for females. You have to put on make up, other females judge your clothes and you have special health problems. The worst thing about being a female though is that you can't play the latest urinal games!

The lastest craze in Europe is bars featuring urinal games. These games are played in the mens restrooms using the guy's stream. The onle entertainment we used to have was trying to shoot down the stray mosquito that would fly up from the water. Those days are gone and now we can save burning apartments and play other games. It makes sense. To play more you have to drink more so the bar makes more money. I'm sure we'll see these games soon.