Cows, buzzards, coyotes... lend me your ears! Wait! Do buzzards have ears?

Huh, if I catch one with ears... I will be rich and retired by the age of 39!! LOL

The house I'm renting belongs to my wife's uncle and he's a cattle rancher. Beautiful house... nice size yard... not too many nosey neighbors.... and LOTS of Cows!! Ohhh, let have some fun, why don't we...