Men are hardwired, excuse the pun, to want to have physical relations with the female in our lives. It's the law of the jungle, it's nature's way, it's the circle of life, it's what we have seen on television since we were little, and it's all we know. Women tend to think we men are difficult creatures. We are not -- we are very easy to figure out. The great thinker, philosopher, and all-around funny man Jeff Foxworthy had it figured out a long time ago.

The key to getting more physical encounters of the send-the-kids-to-her-parents kind is this. You have to reduce the stress in your lady's life. Fellows, it is not ours to understand why women stress over what they stress over -- itis simply ours to accept that it occurs. It happens, so don't ask why -- ask what can I do to make it go away.

According to a recent study, 42% of women say this is the leading cause of stress in their lives. Is it saving for the kids college? Is it dealing with that numbskull of a boss? Is it what am I going to wear to that wedding in six months? Nope, it's not any of those it's the house. Namely, how untidy the house is. Women don't like dirty houses.

Studies have shown that you will never get your gal in the mood until she can relax, and she can't relax in a dirty house. So, if you're wanting to get caboodling on the canoodling, you need to get out the broom and the dust pan, put the dishes in the dishwasher, throw your clothes in the hamper, and actually put the new roll of toilet tissue on the spindle. You'll be amazed at how quickly the love train stops at your station when you do.