Hahahaha, This Makes Me Look Like A Blue Ribbon Husband!
Forget to take the trash out, and had to deal with 2 weeks of silence from your wife? Yeah, all husbands once in their married lives have had to deal with this. But what shall we do with a drunken sailor?? Swedish authorities said a drunken sailor who thought his wife had fallen overboard forgot she had never been on the boat. Now there is hell to pay!!!