handicapping foosball table

I STINK AT FOOSBALL. No, that's a fact. I can spin and spin and spin my players around and around like we who can't play the game do.  The intense players are the one's that only "pop" their wrists and they tap(pass) the ball with on a little effort back and forth between their players until the moment comes when they see nothing but a hole big enough to drive a tractor through appear an