Nic Cage Vampire

I Always Thought Nic Cage “Sucked”!
I Always Thought Nic Cage “Sucked”!
I Always Thought Nic Cage “Sucked”!
Last week eBay seller Jack Mord offered up this photo of a man who lived in Bristol, Tennessee around the time of the Civil War as evidence that actor Nicolas Cage is a vampire “who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.”