So I never know what's real or what's fake on YouTube anymore, but with this video I don't care -- it's hilarious. "Jack" is a teenager who just got his wisdom teeth pulled and is coming down off the drugs, and the world has just become a place of wonder, sadness and terror all at once.

First off, he can't understand why he's "leaking" -- a thing the rest of us refer to as crying. He's very upset that he didn't buy flowers for his nurse, and he wants that mermaid to be his girlfriend.

Yes, it's a 15-minute video, but I sat through the whole damn thing, and it only made my life better.