This woman must have never boiled crabs before. My guess will be that she may not try it again anytime soon.

I have found that a nice set of long tongs helps when dealing with live crabs. Another thing to remember is that live crabs are stored at a very low temperature and that keeps them stunned. They tend to get a little more active when they warm up and they are not  eager to jump in the crab boil sauna. This cracked me up and I'm sure you'll also get a laugh out of it.