A Country Song About Tacos and Butt Touching?

It's National Taco Day! There's a day for everything it seems, but, that being said, there seems to be a song for everything as well.

Introducing Christon Birge. His YouTube page contains what might be the greatest song about tacos ever made! The song features a simple man trying to tell a girl that although he doesn't have a ton of money, doesn't have much to offer. Well, except that he wants to buy her tacos and touch her butt. It could be the greatest Country love song ever written. You can grab the song on Spotify, iTunes, and, of course, his YouTube page.

So gentlemen, run by Taco Bell on the way home and blast this song as you walk in the door to greet your lady friend.

Here's the lyric video so you can follow along.