So you have trouble cooking simple things; but you want to impress someone. You want them to think you sleaved for hours over a hot stove. Here is the answer to your problem.

 

 

Housebites is now delivering dinner and the dirty pots and pans it was cooked in. According to Housebites CEO Simon Prockter  "Housebites provides home cooked food, we had a number of customers contact us after ordering to say they had pretended to cook the meal themselves. When a few of them requested we deliver the dirty pans alongside the meal 'for authenticity' we thought it could be a useful service, especially for those less adept in the kitchen, looking to impress.” The bad news is that Housebites is based in the UK. I hope they cross the pond soon!