In the south, we grill, we fry, we boil. Meet Virginia Simmons. Virginia is from, well, Virginia. She decided to video herself putting some crabs on to steam. She claimed her brother told her to try it. She starts the video saying she has boiled crabs before, but never steamed them.

As she takes the bag of crabs and places it over the pot, she sees a flipper sticking out. Then, the bag breaks. Crabs go everywhere, kitchen floor, stove, behind the microwave, everywhere! She starts to yell at them to just get back in the pot as they fight back with her "tongs of justice". The video had me rolling on the floor at her comments. She ends up drinking a beer and pouring some in the pot for the crabs as well!