Kermit the Frog

This is not your grandmother’s Muppets!

It's on every news channel and major and minor network in the world. Harry and Katherine had a kid and like that's a big deal for everyone. Not. I didn't care at all until congratulations came from Kermit and Miss Piggy. Now it's important because a frog and pig are talking about it...

If anyone in the world just wants to be desricbed as a creep for the rest of their life, there are a few people in the world that they could accuse of dastardly deeds! Like accusing the Dali Llama of white slavery, or your dear sweet Grandmother of arson...or maybe, the Muppets of Communism! Yes, someone actually did! Are you surprised its someone from Fox News?