Watch Where you Park!
Sometimes I wonder if birds and car washes are working together in some weird conspiracy. My car just got bombed!
Do not park in the back of the radio station. I ignored the warning of a co-worker and here is the result. Have you ever parked under a tree and came back to find your car spotted. I wonder if birds do it on purpose. They say "here is pay back for the last time you shot ducks!". i do have a great idea for a practical joke though. Go buy some yogurt with fruit in it. Splat some of it on someones car. When they go to get in the car ... wipe some of the yogurt up with your finger and then taste it and say "yep, blackbirds". It will be a "Caddy Shack" moment. In the meantime I wonder what kind of cut the birds get from the car wash.