Kristian Bland

This feels 100% accurate.

It doesn't matter if it's a tropical storm or a full-blown cat 5 hurricane, it's always the same. We go from Denial to Acceptance in 3.5 drive-thru daiquiris.

Sure, we had to make up our own study using our own metrics, but what do you want from us? It's just science, y'all.

The eastbound side of the I-210 bridge opened one lane overnight in preparation for closing the westbound side of the bridge.

The most recent controversy tearing families apart in Southwest Louisiana regards a flip-flop left in the road. We can get through this, y'all. We will rebuild.

Don't trust anything on the internet, especially if you found it on social media.

We didn't think it was right that Louisiana didn't have some of those great old postcards to entice new visitors to our fine state, so we made our own.

Should we use the zipper merge? YES. It's the best way to keep traffic moving. Will the zipper merge ever catch on? NO. People ruin everything.

EXCLUSIVE: We've uncovered the confidential flowchart school districts across the country use when deciding whether or not to cancel school

We fell down a rabbit hole of stock images, where every picture of what they call gumbo was worse than the last. Somebody hold us. We need a hug.

Should a multilayered sandwich be named based on the number of "technical sandwiches" it contains, or on how many pieces of bread it uses?

From initial reports, the woman suffered several injuries, but survived and is in stable condition. We don't have any additional details at this time.