🐊 KNGT 🐊 | Louisiana — While I was scrolling Facebook the other night, minding my own business, my thumb came to a full stop. One of those “hold up… did I just read that right?” moments. I had to scroll back, and read it again. Yep, thats what I thought it said...

Bourbon and Buttcheeks.

Yep. That’s a real place. A real bar. Sitting right there in Mamou, Louisiana. The motto made it even better: “Just a sports bar with a kick ass name.”

I laughed out loud. Not gonna lie.



It got me thinking about how bar names have changed over the years. Used to be everything was “The Oak,” “The Corner,” or somebody’s last name slapped on a sign. Now adays folks are having fun with it.

Turns out Bourbon and Buttcheeks isn’t alone. According to Toast, these are some of the wildest and funniest bar names across the country right now.

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Top 10 Funniest Bar Names in the United States.

First up is Seanachai in Johns Island, South Carolina. The name comes from an Irish word for storyteller, which fits a bar real well. After a couple drinks, everybody’s got a story.

Dallas shows up twice on the list. There’s Trick Pony, which just sounds like trouble in the best way. Then you’ve got Midnight Rambler, a name that feels like a late night that turns into an early morning.

Chicago makes a strong showing too. Way Out is simple and perfect, especially if you’ve ever been lost downtown. And Dusk sounds smooth, calm, and just a little mysterious.

Denver lands on the list with Forget Me Not, which feels like something you’d say after a long night. They also made it with Lady Jane, classy with a wink.

New Orleans, of course, had to be here. The Crown & Anchor sounds like history, rum, and a good time rolled into one.

Seattle brought the fun with Unicorn, because why not. And New York wraps it up with The Honey Well, which just feels cool saying it.

All of this proves one thing. A great bar name sticks with you. It makes you smile. It makes you curious. And sometimes, it makes you stop scrolling and say, “Alright… I gotta see this place.”

And if you’re ever driving through Mamou and see Bourbon and Buttcheeks on a sign, just remember. It’s not just a name. It’s a vibe.

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