Louisiana Women Can Name a Cat After Their Ex and Have It Neutered

The target demographic here is undoubtedly Louisiana ladies who have been wronged by a former partner.

This year's Valentine's Day special is being provided by Homeward Bound Pet Adoption, a New Jersey animal sanctuary.

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They will name a stray cat after your ex for $50, then neuter it. Homeward will spay female cats for the Kevins out there too.

The true allure lies in being able to name a cat after a man you despise and boast about having his baby-makers amputated. The agency says that only first names or nicknames will be accepted, no full names.

"Neuter Your Ex for Valentine's Day" is the message on the flier they uploaded online, "because some things shouldn't breed."

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