Drunk

Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.

Word to the wise: if you’re pulled over for your billionth DUI, the best way to prove your sobriety is definitely not to jump off a bridge. You’re welcome, glad to help.

A 21-year-old man was arrested and charged with battery at AJ's Seafood and Oyster Bar in Destin Florida April 9. Two men allegedly became belligerent when a woman and her friends would not talk them around 2:20 a.m., according to an arrest report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office.