The older and more broken in they are, the more softer and comfortable they become. I usually go for a week before I wash them. I only buy the cheap ones, but even with only washing them once a week they seem to wear out awful fast.
Remember when there was a time in life where your priority list of life was short and simply. Maybe with started with family, followed by church, then the workplace, your community, and lastly your friends .
I have pulled my share of pranks in my lifetime. My laundry list of pranks include family and friends to the workplace. Might even pull one on Erin by the end of the week. Shhh!