Stupid Criminals

Was it the grease or was it the police? A New Orleans crook botches an attempted robbery in a very unique way.

Officers inform a fleeing suspect that the bayou he just jumped into to make his getaway is filled with hungry alligators.

There is a reason these people got caught. They were stupid. They were really stupid. They were so stupid you almost could feel sorry for them if they weren't so stupid.

A Louisiana couple tries to turn the postman into the pot man. Their plan to get high grade marijuana through the mail turns into a bust.

Police responding to a call that an inebriated Ohio woman had assaulted her husband came under a very unique form of fire. The cops found Stephanie Robinette, who had been attending a wedding celebration, locked in her car.  When they tried to apprehend the 30-year old, she warned them she was a breast feeding mother. Then she removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying fresh milk a

After a train killed his friend, Mark Anthony Bruce decided the best way to seek revenge was, well, to try to kill a train himself. To accomplish this ill-conceived vengeance, the 47-year old Tennessee man allegedly approached a train that was stopped on the railroad tracks near where his friend, a deaf mute, had been struck and killed last month.

Dandruff isn't the biggest concern for the Pippert brothers. Thirty-two-year-old Jonathan Pippert and is 27-year-old brother, Jared, of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, were arrested last Sunday after they got into a fight over a bottle of shampoo.