Texas’ 10 Snobbiest Cities: Does Your Town Make the List?

As a Texan, you probably think of a few cities that come to mind when you think of snooty cities in Texas. Few people are prone to radiating such a vibe.

I was interested in learning ChatGPT's opinion of Texas and which locations it deemed to be the most snooty, though. Some of them confirmed my first theory, but two in particular surprised me.

Of course, this is all in good humor! There are a lot of amazing people in these cities.

I asked ChatGPT:

Give me the top 10 Snobbiest Cities in Texas, include a short reason with each answer.

The Results:

1. University Park – "The Ivy League of Texas"

   • Home to SMU and a highly educated, wealthy crowd.

2. West University Place – "The Bubble"

   • An exclusive Houston enclave known for its affluence and isolation from the city's hustle.

3. Highland Park – "Old Money Dallas"

   • Where generational wealth and designer labels are the norm.

4. Southlake – "The Country Club Capital"

   • A suburb where elite schools and golf course memberships are standard.

5. Bellaire – "Houston’s Beverly Hills"

   • Million-dollar homes and a refined, suburban atmosphere.

6. Terrell Hills – "San Antonio’s Elite Enclave"

   • Where the city’s wealthy retreat to upscale estates.

7. Colleyville – "The Suburban Fortress"

   • A place where luxury homes sit behind iron gates and SUVs rule the roads.

8. Lucas – "The Land of Mansions"

   • Known for sprawling estates and an ultra-exclusive vibe.

9. Lakeway – "Lakeside Luxury"

   • A scenic, high-end retreat near Austin with marinas and golf courses.

10. Parker – "Dallas' Hidden Gem"

• Where the rich enjoy privacy in their sprawling countryside homes.

Every Texas town ultimately has its own unique appeal, and some people want it delivered with a side order of excellent wine and a raised eyebrow. Remember that it's all in good humor, whether you're trying to make it through a Dallas dinner party without mispronouncing "charcuterie," or you're enjoying a $500 meal in Houston. Wear that snob badge with proudly if your city was on the list, or at the very least, act as though you're too good to care!