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Believe it or not, George Lucas has fiddled around with a perfectly good movie, and is re-releasing it on Blu-ray in a giant multi-disc collection, which David Kaye here believes is just a way to make nerds like CJ put more money in Uncle Georgie's pocket!

So to take down The Man and save everyone a fistful of dollars, I have put my mail-order ninja skills to the test and scoured the World Wide Web to find the "oh-my-gosh, it's-new-audio, passed-out-and-fell-on-my-20-sided-dice-I-was-so-excited, I-live-with-my-mom" geekgasm! Follow me into the rabbit hole, Alice...Oh the humanity...!

Okay, we didn't make this.  It came from here.

HAVE AN AWESOME LABOR DAY WEEKEND EVERYBODY -- DAVID KAYE LOVES YOU!

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