We were fortunate enough to have Santa take a few minutes of his time and call us from his North Pole workshop this evening to give us an update on his progress.
I read that substitute teacher thought it would be a good idea to tell a classroom full of 26 second-graders in Stoneham, Massachusetts, that Santa Claus didn't really exist.
The boss is out of town, and let's face it -- the news is depressing. So instead of doing my normal top-of-the-hour newscast, I decided to tell you the real story behind Santa Claus. It's absolutely true, put together from minutes of painstaking research on, I think, Buzzfeed. So, you know you can trust it.
We love Santa. We really do! He's probably the coolest old guy we know, spending his life making presents, managing elves and eating cookies. Truth be told, we're sort of jealous. The jolly old guy usually looks bright and cheery and not all that scary, which is yet another reason we're fans.