The Viral Facebook Video Going Around That You DO NOT Want to See
It's the video everyone is talking about on Facebook. For the past few days, I have seen some of my Facebook friends start to ask about this certain video that is circulating around Facebook. Comments like "it's gross", "don't do it", and "I can't believe I even watched that" kept popping up. What in the world is this mystery video?
Being the internet sleuth I am, I started to Google what this video was. Lo and behold, I couldn't find a single thing about it online. I ran across one YouTuber who mentioned it but all he could find were the same style of comments. I am writing this on Wednesday, June 19, 2019, and I have been up since 4:30am trying to figure this out. Then, it happened. I ran in to talk to Kristian, our digital guy, to see if he could find anything at all. He's way better at finding stuff than I am. He simply told me,
Just ask them to send it to you!
My theory was that this was a giant hoax. There wasn't a video at all. I would message the person with said video and get a, "post your most embarrassing photo on your Facebook page for twenty-four hours" response. Eventually, I messaged one of the friends on Facebook who said they had the video and got a different reply. They warned me that I didn't want to see it. My reply was,
Look, Bro, I've seen lots of videos that ruined me for life. I'm sure this one can't possibly be any worse.
Next came the video. It was real. It was gross. It was real gross.
I am not your mama or your daddy, but I want to warn you. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS VIDEO! If your curiosity gets the better of you, make sure you are not in public or at your work computer, your volume is turned down, and your kids can't get anywhere near your phone. Also keep in mind, Jesus is always watching.