As our listeners may know -- all five of you -- I was absent from the Kris & Scott Morning Show for two weeks after a tonsillectomy.  Yeah, it went pretty well.  Thanks for asking.

Well, it almost went pretty well.  Here's me explaining how I almost asphyxiated to death in my own bed after surgery.  I only found out after I woke up and didn't know who I was, where I was or what I was.  I couldn't access any of my memories, couldn't remember how old I was and didn't even recognize my own hands.  Didn't know my own name.  Didn't think to get out of bed because I wasn't entirely aware I was in a bed.

"Wait," two or three of you might be saying, "I thought you went in to get your tonsils out.  How does that simple surgery result in almost full-blown and completely terrifying mental insanity?"

Well, funny you should ask...  I explained the whole thing to my co-host, Kris St. James, and our guest host, Sulphur Mayor Chris Duncan.  I'd tell you in person, but frankly, my throat hurts.

How I Had Surgery and Almost Went Insane