It's time to hook up the oxen and choose which of your friends will die of dysentery, because the Oregon Trail card game has arrived.

I can see this game ruining a lot of friendships, because if you chose me as the one that dies of dysentery we are done. Just saying.

Real talk though, this is everything. I may never leave me house again! Can you imagine the drinking game that can be made out of this? Drink every time you shoot a buffalo, drink every time someone dies, the possibilities are endless.

Ok, I'm getting ahead of myself, but I can't help it, I'm just so flipping excited! But, let's be real, if you grew up in the '70s, '80s or '90s you're probably pretty freaking pumped right now.

Pressman Toys is responsible for bringing everyone's favorite computer game to kitchen table's everywhere. The Oregon Trail card game includes all the terrible diseases, maladies, and calamities that wiped out your pioneer family time after time. It's just like the computer game and comes with comes with trail cards, calamity cards, supply cards, and a dry-erase board full of tombstones so you can mark down which players have died.

Yeah, I know, it sounds epic. And guess what? You can pick it up at Target for only $15.

K, bye. I gotta get to Target.