The Japanese Introduce a New Wine — For Your Cat

Japan.  I won't lie to you -- the place terrifies me.  I don't know what they're thinking, why they're thinking it or how someone's mind can even go there.  I'm sure they're incredibly nice people, but they do some incredibly weird things.  Such as create a brand new wine ... for cats. 

Now, I know some of you have been sitting back for years, saying, "Man, If only I could get wasted with my cat..."  Well, the good news is that it's your life, bucko -- you go ahead and do what you have to do.  The bad news (which is still good news) is that the cat wine is non-alcoholic.  If you want to get your cat wasted, you're going to have to keep doing it the old fashioned way -- by feeding it Bud Light.

(Which you should NEVER do.  I do not condone getting animals drunk.  Unless they ask first.)

But yes, the Japanese have invented a wine -- called Nyan Nyan Nouveau -- that's meant to be fed to your cat.  According to Kotaku.com:

(The wine) does contain juice made from Cabernet grapes, Vitamin C as well as catnip for a beverage that supposedly tastes like red wine.

Well, thank God someone stepped up and filled that little hole in our lives, right?

[Kotaku.com via Sankei Biz]