Want to Commit to Being Single? Get a Croc Purse!
As if Crocs weren't bad enough, they came out with fanny packs for your Crocs. Someone is even making wedding Crocs on Etsy. Now, complete that desperate cat lady look by getting one of these Croc inspired bags. It still has the holes for your dignity to leak out of, and you can find them on Amazon on purpose.
According to the description, you can use it for the beach, toys, bath time, shower time, and probably to help carry home all of that cat food you will suddenly need after it arrives. They do have "interchangeable charms" you can purchase along with it. That way people who see you with it can KNOW you bought that bag on purpose.