Greetings my Fellow Country Bumpkins... it's been a couple of weeks now, and life in the country is great! Latest Update?

When I first moved out to Choupique, I thought I was gonna have some problems. My house sat in an ocean of mooooooooooooo's. Morning, noon, and night... MOOOO!

Ugh! I was in Country Bumpkin H*ll! Then... I decide to arrange a meeting with the head of the cattle. After 4 hours of intense negotiations... and the decision to "eat more chicken"... an agreement was reached!