FACEBOOK EMERGENCY!

Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight

 if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis

 who was having lunch with Bigfoot,

 while riding the Loch Ness monster.

 It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn

 in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest!

 It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget)