Be on the Lookout for These Fowl Fugitives
A few weeks ago, the Tyler Texas Police Department was on the hunt for an unusual suspect. A peacock named Kevin has somehow been able to give officers, animal control, and the fire department the slip. (I think Kevin has been watching too many Benny Hill re-runs)
They say birds of a feather flock together, and now a chicken has decided to revolt against the Walker Louisiana Police Department. It's safe to say they Got da Chicken on Run.
Walker police say this ferocious fowl has been terrorizing a local bank's customers at the ATM and drive-thru. The bank called the authorities to report the chicken's blatant disregard for social distancing rules. The police department said the chicken must have sensed their arrival because it flew the coop before they showed up.
Even the animals have had enough isolation. Both of these swashbuckling suspects are still at large. The Tyler and Walker Police Departments have asked for the public's help in identifying the suspects.
I've never caught a peacock, but I tell you what, that chicken wouldn't stand a chance in Mamou!