Why To Do Away With A Beard? Reason #101

OMG! I lost five pounds in 15 minutes last night! I shaved.

Almost made it to five months without razors and scissors to my chinny chin chin. I was so determined to grow my beard out to a length the Duck Dynasty gang would be proud of.

Alas...

So, what was the reason I couldn't go thru with it THIS time around? Comes down to one single word, my friend. Are you ready?

Drool!

Gross, huh?

When I wake up each morning, the corners of my mouth were always damp. TMI?

Well, you clearly read this far didn't you? Now you know.